on a scale of Old Stalin to Young Stalin, how attractive are you?
one thing history class never taught me: young joseph stalin looked like zayne malik
See this guy?
He’s pretty fine right?
I mean look at that glorious mane of hair atop that head
and the unshaven look
and he has one fine dress sense
even his drastically different eyebrows are somehow sexy
well you wanna see what this hot piece of man cake looks like when he gets older?
of course you do.